today.

spongebob square pants, a quarrel scene of squidward & patrick;
squidward: you're a chicken!
patrick: i'm not a chicken *(drop his popcorn), MY POPCORN! (*picking his dropped popcorn in a chicken manners)
me: HAHAHA (laughing idiotically)

meanwhile, in malay version;
squidward: awak pengecut!
patrick: saya bukannya pengecut *(drop his popcorn), POPCORN SAYA! (*picking his dropped popcorn in chicken manners)
me: wtf?!not funny at all.*grin grin grin

I HATE MALAY SPEAKING SPONGEBOB.PERIOD.